Look into those mesmerizing hazel eyes. Stare at the plush, parted, sensual lips of that commanding mouth. Try not to let her catch you staring at that shelf of mammary flesh, big enough to shade an entire convention of damp skinthusiasts. Australian-bred Gia Carides is a bombshell not to be trifled with, as she is a dangerously attractive woman. Playing Robin Spitz Swallows (we’re not joking) in the campy Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999), alarmingly attractive Gia plies a menacing sex appeal without cracking so much as a butt smile. For a complete helping of cleavage with nipple garnish, order out for Lifebreath (1997), a little-known thriller starring Luke Perry of Beverly Hills, 90210 fame. It’s her nude debut, and, unfortunately, her nude finale. That’s right: Gia hasn’t shown her skintimates in well over two decades. She’s sexy regardless of her state of dress, of course, which is proven in the movies The Extreme Adventures of Super Dave (2000), Jack the Dog (2001), My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002), Stick It (2006), Year One (2009), Burning Man (2011), and My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 (2016) and the TV shows My Big Fat Greek Life, Without a Trace, Small Time Gangster, Big Little Lies, Twin Peaks, The Librarians, and Filthy Rich. While she doesn’t show pink in any of these, she does strip to a red bra in an episode of the Australian drama series East of Everything. We need to see everything of this buxom brunette bombshell.
